Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Chicken Village Flower News

 Today, September 28, 2006. Will be I will never remember, because on that day, I made a very serious mistake. I must be in the soul shaking 100 times, why my eyes were full of gum, because I am land dearly!
- Wang eight village diary excerpt.
 Rengao Xiao Wang Tam Heung spent eight new village since the village chickens, flowers Chicken Village rapid changes have taken place, the spirit of the villagers a new look, a record high of democracy indicators, impressive.
Personnel Office of the sweeping workers of the Heung introduction aunt Jia, Wang Xiangzhang County militia training center just graduated very young. Jia aunt said excitedly: walked three times, and then night announced the three latrines in. the same bubble feces of two pit pull only recognize one. shit pit latrines in the second pull, the best state in which the first pull-pit latrines, the team leader in the acceptance of recognition of the first Zhang, encourage the majority of villagers Dora quickly pulled out of high-quality feces.
feces. the circumstances are serious to fart plug block.
another, as a group of villagers who have to apply for long, shit experience of not less than 15,000 points. In order to improve the quality of team leader must provide first-class township of chicken feces to spend five Tuo.
there are very few negative
villagers Chen examples of the blacksmith to make their fears were true.
Lee Carpenter, the original tractor parts factory in the village as a mechanic, many people from the neighboring village pretending to steal dog feces feces. tractor white shit art director recommended as individuals, but exposing workers soon to be tractors.
eight white village director and Wang have believed that Lee's dog feces outside the village carpenter would count as their pull, the behavior is wrong, but the original intention of the worthy of recognition. that he have a strong desire to shit, like shit cause for the prosperity of the village dung fight. just as a carpenter for many years career, suffering from severe constipation, pull no molding feces. excusable. Moreover, in the dog feces incident After the excellent Lee Carpenter mistaken attitude. Active door to apologize and said that some repentant, and return home immediately to eat half a liter of Croton, cure for constipation in the shortest time, the director and the mayor out to the satisfaction of white human feces.
village was moved by the sincerity of Lee carpenter, carpenter Lee immediately arranged an exception to any of the first director of the era furniture factory. Lee Carpenter took office, to convene to debate the whole factory workers, enthusiastic discussion the amount of the level of fecal feces director decided to employ the advantages and disadvantages, Good feces, but that does not mean I will not become a good director.
Chen and Lee carpenter blacksmith similar situation. blacksmiths Chen, whose real name is Chen Xue Village, this is the first 9 of group members. this person like the sounds of nature from the neighboring Village stolen Zhu Shi, moon cake boxes carefully packed with the period from its pull. was exposed, the No. 9 team leader, said the group and other groups are quite different. Although this is not a lump of feces pull Comrade Chen , but to this lump of feces into a moon cake packaging, takes a lot of time and energy, impulse this point, it counted as a lump of feces on Comrade Chen pulled. and strongly recommended as the No. 9 team Comrade Chen, deputy team leader.
Wang eight village immediately these two examples, so many villagers on the village head Wang produced a strong dissatisfaction with the employer. king of the village head knows, you must take drastic measures to stifle the heresy of thinking. have to make several shocking feat, otherwise, not enough to dominate the village of Mt. < br> King stood the village and village, looking at the color fields Qinghuang, immediately inspired emotion. immediately launched the village the villagers, the village head said the king, wheat Qinghuang, no vitality, can not keep pace with the times. We must all at once cut off and planted grass.
old villager Zhao Dabo said, frowning because Qinghuang wheat mature faster, but not to the harvest season, and now how can you say cut to cut.
village categorically Wang to ridicule, said: to announce: Green symbolizes hope,bailey UGG boots, the future, we can in this green grass, cattle sheep, blue sky, white clouds, how poetic ah. (fall, winter, this can be supposed to do?)
see large tracts of land in the weeds, many of the old villagers could not help but shake their heads. But the mayor, said Wang Li, a carpenter Quedui, the villagers are sigh Why did not earlier send you to our village, if a few years ago, we have the most famous township, the village must be village. neighboring village girl married into our village would rush, no worries about those who have given no bachelor wife.
hear the elated mayor Wang, Li immediately rewarded personally blacksmith carpenter to do half a moon cake Chen . They are eaten with relish, the mayor's alma mater, the king, brick, and even some detractors in the brick on which are engraved the words of our training center, that we were ; Ukraine , and so you can not rise after the mayor.
Wang village off the phone, and immediately took a spade, with a straight shaft kilns Lee carpenter, etc.. in front of the brick engraved with the word meal Bash, then let Lee carpenter tricycle into junk station. reshuffle in the following day, members from the sports center was transferred to the can burn red brick, determined not to be burned brick!!!

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